He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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