im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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