whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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