just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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