Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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