no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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