Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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