Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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