your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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