dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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