I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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