Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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