My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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