It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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