it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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