So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands