He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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