You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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