It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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