I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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