we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
