The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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