? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
We left the knife in your bed.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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