I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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