oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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