is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The feeling are messing with the penis
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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