yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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