counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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