I love black thongs
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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