Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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