i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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