nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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