am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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