Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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