would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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