goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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