Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.