Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen