Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.