They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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