I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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