I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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