white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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