2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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