3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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