I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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