I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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