Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
My vagina just recognized that song.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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