One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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