fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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