I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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