I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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