Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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