But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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