Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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