at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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