What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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