I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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