I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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