True but thats because hes a fetus.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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