Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
She announced her abortion via fbk
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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