i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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