I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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