I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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