The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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