you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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